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gypsy crotch 

A person who has an unkempt crotchal region. Characteristically with a big old bush and an unmistakable stank.
I took a girl home last night and we got down to business. And I found out, she had total gypsy crotch. Gross!
gypsy crotch by chriscar July 2, 2009

friendzone crotch 

Blue balls that you get after just being friendzoned by a girl who may or may not have been ontop of you at the time of the friendzoning.
Man, I was just about to get nailed by Christie, but then she saw my tiny cock and said we should just be friends. Now I have friendzone crotch!

pervert crotch

When you are wearing jeans, and the zipper area folds, giving the impression that you have an erection.
I'm telling you it's not a boner! My jeans are giving me a pervert crotch!
pervert crotch by sparrington January 4, 2008

Ham Crotch 

Think about 3 week old ham... now apply that smell to a woman's pooty and BAM! Ham Crotch!
Damn girl! You need to wash yo'self...you got a serious case of the Ham Crotch!
Ham Crotch by AvBe May 29, 2009

Lightning Crotch 

When your Vaginal area hurts so bad it feels like someone used it for batting practice.

Most common in pregnant women due to the baby's position (i.e. against nerves or pressing against the vagina).
"Ugh, Becky, I have Lightning Crotch so bad!"
"Well, that's what happens in your third trimester."
Lightning Crotch by FallenStarr September 21, 2011

trench crotch 

A Fungal infection of the Genitals (similar to Trench Foot)

This is often caused by 3-4 days at a festival or party with no attention to personal hygiene.

it is also referred to as "Dangle Rot"...
Fuck me john, I pulled this bird at The Glade Festival and when i went down on her i had a peep at her growler and it stank like a heap of rotten cottage cheese, I think she has got trench crotch
trench crotch by Rick Walford January 5, 2008