capri

something/someone/an event that was/is really simple or easy

It only took me about five minutes to fix my car; it was as easy as capri!

It was a real capri trying to find a parking spot at the casino.

I couldn't believe how capri she was when we first met!

by jaysonnn April 18, 2008

crap hat

1.Crap placed upon ones head.

2. A quicker way to say "Crap in a hat."

3. A hat made of crap

2. Person 1:"I just beated you at teh Halo!"
Person 2: "Crap hat"

by Nukemoose November 8, 2008

Crap Sandwich

Nothing but pure crap (excrement) spread (hidden) between two pieces of tasty sliced bread (book cover).

That 700 billion dollar banking institution congressional bailout plan is a crap sandwich; we're gonna be forced to eat it too.

by fivetears January 13, 2009

crap'n crunch

When u take a cornish shit in a womens dry mouth and she chews it up and spits it in ur mouth.

Man i could go for some crap'n crunch.

by Senoir Crap'n Crunch July 5, 2003

Ass Crap Machine

The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.

You fool! Once the Ass Crap Machine is activated it can never be stopped, forever!

by Cornelious Von Stinktenburg May 13, 2005

Cut The Crap

1) That you want to destroy something thatsucks.

2) Inevitably the best sentence that exists in this world. You can use it to express hate.

3)A sentence so master that only masters use it.

4)Song of "Jackyl", this song is well know because of it's chainsaw solo.

1. *Those kids singing... i'm going to cut that crap.

2. *My Girlfriend broke with me, i'm going to cut the crap.
*The movie sucks, someone has to cut it (because its crap).

3. I got a chainsaw, i'm going to cut the crap.

4. Cut it all
so i can feel it
cut it up
so i can hear it
CUT THE CRAP YEAAAAH

by Darkros December 31, 2008

capri

synonymous with a white lie, a small fib, or even an innocent falsity. Intended for use in much of the same context as 'psych!'

Is not intended on a cap for more serious issues; presumably death, murder, theft, and other consequence-ridden topics like that should not be ended with this phrase.

I hate getting all juiced up; capri.

NOT:
I didn't end your Dad's life because he's an animal; capri.

by Juice McAllister March 27, 2007