Deuce Canoe

A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.

"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."

by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023

Douche Canoe

Someone, such as a business leader or head of school who makes a drastic change at the last minute that impacts the entire staff and gives 0 fucks about it.

T:"there is a safety issue with the building. What should we do?"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"

Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"

by AlSnow June 12, 2023

pink canoe

a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.

I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!

by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023

Personal Canon

When something is not confirmed by the creators of a show, game, ect. but someone still likes to believe that it's canon. This can range from something small to a sexuality headcanon, to changing part of the plot in your head completely.

Person 1: Lukas from Minecraft: Story Mode is so gay
Person 2: Really is it confirmed?
Person 1: Nah, it's just my personal canon.

by eatingrocks101 July 4, 2023

beer-cano

A reaction created by dumping a packet of Sweet & Low into someone's full beer glass. The resulting reaction is a whole lot of suds and the glass ending up almost empty by the time it is over.

The best prank I pulled yet was the beer-cano I made of Larry's glass of beer.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Good canoe

When the group in a particular situation slaps

Counselor: And in Group 1 we're gonna have Sasha, Adam, and Nick.

Sasha: Yoo!! Good canoe!

by SwagginWagon August 25, 2023

douche canoe

someone who is the worst person, so much that they're as bad as several douches combined

"Ugh, I really hate him."
"I know right? He's such a douche canoe."

by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023