Cooter Casper

When you take the ashes of a dead loved one and make an epoxy pocket pussy and an epoxy dildo and the male fucks the pocket pussy as the partner fucks the male in the ass with the dildo

Me and my wife had a blast cooter caspering last night

by Casper man December 16, 2025

Hott Cooter, Hott Cooter

1. Term used for someone you want to sleep with or your think is hott boy or girl

2. Term used in any form of ackward silence, to alleviate tension and enforce laughter

3. its just funny

4. for those who speak abr- its ho-co, ho-co

cute guy---"ewww, hott cooter, hott cooter"

" I have really long toe hair...hott cooter, hott cooter"

by hocohoco July 4, 2009

balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

by balding cooter owner September 9, 2010

rofl-copter

When you roll on the floor laughing, in a helecopter.

"Have you ever rofl-coptered before? "

"Nah, to expensive, you? "

"Same, my cousins rofl-copter all the time, their pilot is a comedian"

"That mustnt be cheap..."

"Nope, they won the lottery and dont know what to do with all the money"

by lemondrop98 October 24, 2011

speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.

by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012

copper'copter

A police helicopter.

Geez! This copper'copter kept buzzing over my garden with a searchlight. It was like I had some f*cking terrorist holed up in my shed!

by Shapeless October 18, 2014

Squad copters

When the whole squad high as fuck

"Hey bro, don't mess with my squad copters."

by Rdizzle101 May 18, 2015