1. A cookie that has lost its sweet flavor due to the submergence of ass juices.
2. a word used to describe a person that is not liked in any way.
2. a word used to describe a person that is not liked in any way.
by Rhal426 May 24, 2009
Get the Butt Cookie mug.Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.
by myno April 5, 2015
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When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.
Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.
Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.
by Phat Johnny September 20, 2020
Get the Tim Cooked mug.1) A food individuals can consume to make themselves feel younger.
2) The antithesis of oatmeal. If one feels the urge to eat oatmeal, he / she should immediately head to the nearest convenience store to purchase these cookies. Oatmeal is a food (traditionally) eaten ONLY by older individuals.
3) The 7th major food group added by the USDA in 2008. This food group helps to restore memory loss. It can also be utilized as a replacement for ginkgo biloba. If, by chance, an individual mistakenly forgets to take his / her ginkgo before catching the bus for work in the morning, these cookies will undoubtedly
fill the gap.
4) A delicious, under-rated shortbread cookie often utilized as an anti-aging agent.
5) The fountain of youth can certainly be achieved by eating these lil chippies...
2) The antithesis of oatmeal. If one feels the urge to eat oatmeal, he / she should immediately head to the nearest convenience store to purchase these cookies. Oatmeal is a food (traditionally) eaten ONLY by older individuals.
3) The 7th major food group added by the USDA in 2008. This food group helps to restore memory loss. It can also be utilized as a replacement for ginkgo biloba. If, by chance, an individual mistakenly forgets to take his / her ginkgo before catching the bus for work in the morning, these cookies will undoubtedly
fill the gap.
4) A delicious, under-rated shortbread cookie often utilized as an anti-aging agent.
5) The fountain of youth can certainly be achieved by eating these lil chippies...
Dude, I gotta get me some of them iced animal cookies cuz I ate oatmeal for lunch today and I feel like I'm already 5 feet under. Hey, I think I forgot to take my ginkgo too.
by Anita Salve July 27, 2008
Get the iced animal cookies mug.queeffartvaginapussyair noun. Another name for Queef. More polite and child like, it portrays an image of air escaping from that majical place between a girl's legs which is velvety to the touch.
by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008
Get the Cookie fart mug.Whiny expletive used in desperation when all the reasons to enjoy one's job or situation appear to have been taken away from you by a manager or supervisor in a overbearing exercise of 'parental control'.
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Worker: I know that we all have to deal with crap around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where's my cookie?
Worker: I know that we all have to deal with crap around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where's my cookie?
by Philbee September 8, 2008
Get the Where's my cookie? mug.As if to say "That's how life rolls." It's also a good response for when somebody says something you don't know HOW to respond to. It's also just a cute thing to say.
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Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!
2.
Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!
3.
Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!
2.
Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!
3.
Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011
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