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comespeak

Speaks for itself really...
The words that are spoken once one (two or #many) has come.
Not to be confused with comingspeak - those, often screamed or heavily breathed, when coming (e.g. 気持 - kimochiiii).

Also different from pillow talk, unless it is sufficiently euphoric - e.g.
"Wow you jizzed in my ear. I feel like Mary when you comespeak to me like that Lover."
MC: Oh Bae, there are flutterbies floating above you
Basian: Sweet MC swims with endolphins...

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*True story of my inspiration from an About page*

This is HeyGen

Our values reflect who we are and what we strive for. They're the cornerstone of our culture, so if these values speak to you, comespeak with us.

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by Goognostic May 3, 2025
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Commando

Synonym of retarted, retarted person. Dumbass on dizzy.
This nigga is a commando...
by Dr_sargento May 5, 2025
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Comission

A word used by online artists when using a pre-drawn template/animation that can be filled in with any fictional/nonfictional character.

A term used by furry/anthro/yiff artists too often and the OG definition has since become tied to the online furry community.
Twitter:
"Comission for (User) featuring (X)"
by Insurrect3023 January 26, 2026
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comestables

Hay, oats, and other edibles dat our velvety-muzzled four-legged pals eat while hanging out in their barn.
In da hilarious Sesame Street storybook "Down on the Farm with Grover", everyone's favorite furry blue Muppet found dat traditional comestables were more tasty (well, to horses, at least) than da spaghetti and cream puffs dat he himself loved.
by QuacksO February 23, 2026
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Commander Shafi

The most badass Afghan commander of all time. Shafi was an ethnic hazara commander who was anti-Talinan and was nicknamed “Shafi Dewana” AKA Crazy Shafi due to his unorthodox war tactics. It was reported he would stand directly in front of enemy fire while standing on top of crates and shoot at the enemy. Also he would intentionally yell to draw out the enemy which confused them. These actions earned him the nickname “Shafi Dewana”
Hasib: “bro who is your favorite afghan general of all time?”
Najeeb: “commander shafi, the guy was a legend.”
by Culturalinnovator March 5, 2026
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commady

Printed-matter humor dat derives its guffaws from amusing use/placement or punctuation marks.
In his "Fumblerules Of Grammar" book, William Safire uses commady in several entries, such as, ""Never overuse 'quotation "marks"'", and "Never overuse exclamation marks!!!"
by QuacksO May 10, 2025
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Command Sergeant Moderator

A high-ranking moderator within a milsim unit, responsible for enforcing server rules, maintaining order during operations and being an overall hard ass to deal with in certain scenarios. Said person also thinks he can make you do push ups in real life.
"You better watch that friendly fire, or the Command Sergeant Moderator's gonna have a word with you after the mission."
by Nonebit June 29, 2025
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