Chocolate And Vanilla Swirl

When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl

Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!

by Ionlemonpoo September 19, 2014

chocolate boob

a boob made out of chocolate, similar to a chocolate bunny.

Madeline: Here's your chocolate boob that I got you for your birthday.
Emily: Thanks! All I wanted was this chocolate boob! I hope it doesn't melt!

by emilyemilyemily April 7, 2007

chocolate charmer

Homosexual male. See also fudge hustler.

Those Queer Eye dudes are real chocolate charmers.

by inane May 13, 2005

chocolate keg stand

While someone is performing a handstand, their legs are held up in the air while others count how long he/she can drink the beer that is constantly being poured into the anal crevasse of another naked person laying spread eagle on his/her back.

--Hey man do you remember last night when we were really drunk, and we did a chocolate keg stand?

Wait, what did we do?

by D P A November 14, 2006

Chocolate Charm

When exposed to someone with Chocolate Charm for short periods of time they seem like a really sweet person to hang around with; cool, funny, and generally amusing, yet this can be deceptive. When spending a longer amount of time with this individual their personality slowly starts to irritate you, progressing into full blown infuriation.

In the same way that chocolate in small doses in quite enjoyable, but if you binge on the stuff it can make you feel really sick.

Jay: Snoogens my biatch, yo that Brodie is one muthafukin' funny dood. He cracks a brother up!!!
Silent Bob: Yo man you wanna watch out for that guy, he has got a serious Chocolate Charm...... Did I ever tell you the story about that Amy girl?
Jay: SHUT DA FUCK UP AND KEEP LICKING MY BALLS!!!!

by Your birth father December 25, 2008

chocolated

having or containing chocolate

This brownie isn't chocolated enough.

by JayWag January 6, 2008

chocolate scrunchie

anus, butthole, pooper and the like used mainly in the homosexual comunity.

"ohh check out the stud in the arseless chaps i'd like to ravage his chocolate scrunchie"

by masturvator March 2, 2008