son of a chode

A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.

Dude Anthony was such a son of a chode when he flashed everyone at the party!

by A Dog 69 May 8, 2009

Chode Whack

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.

Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations

by Donny Smith Toodles December 3, 2010

Chode Carrot

is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.

Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?

Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots

by Tybunk October 28, 2010

chode mobile

a car that looks like a chode or as gay as a chode and usually the driver is a chode.

robbin:hey batman there is a crime going on

batman:to the chode mobile

by DARKNESS DIVINE666 February 28, 2011

Sober Chode

A chode that is sober.

Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."

by Breckin April 29, 2010

Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.

Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!

by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017

Chode Wallet

a Vagina that loves to take chodes.

that bitch has such a chode wallet.

by zeldajew November 3, 2008