trust fund child

a stuck up kid who lives off of daddys money aka paris hilton

trust fund child: im gunna buy a ferarri
parent: how are you going to pay?
tfc: your money!

by emo_kid224 April 28, 2006

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Jerk Off Child

A Child not fathered by the act of coitus but by insert the male semen while or after a blowjob/handjob or jerking off.

This can happen by accident or on purpose.

during a 3 way, your father jerked off in another guy's mouth, who then ate out your mom. 9 months later she shat you out, jerk off child

by DaSaTo March 8, 2010

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Smoke Child

A black person's skin color which resembles smoke

Damn! You see that bitch she's a smoke child

by Raif December 21, 2004

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candy cane child

someone who completly obsesses over the White Stripes like enough to scare me

my sister is a candy cane child... god help me!!!!!!!!

by Donna October 27, 2003

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Slow Child Moment

When someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.

Teacher: Class, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.

by Lonny B May 21, 2013

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Child Cybersex Trafficking

Usually when an older person would groom a minor to exploit them for sexual gratification. It is common for the Cyberpimp to receive money in return for the child doing Cybersex in a Chat-room or a livestream.

I was a victim of Child Cybersex Trafficking

by KINJIM August 16, 2020

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