Chef Blowardee

Trying to impress people by cutting and pasting cooking recipes in their boring blog.

Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!

by Joe Blowardee April 3, 2007

Cheffette

The amazing brilliant creative mastermind behind her chef. She is the muse for love and creativity

Chef boyardee respected his cheffette for inspiring beefaroni

by Chelf April 10, 2013

chefs

chefs : slang for the weed smoking queens

1."Hey!" the chefs are here"!
2. The chefs are at the party :implying there is weed smoking going on.

by The Chefs September 14, 2008

emeril chef

the emeril chef is where you are doing a girl from behind. when you are about to cum pull out and spit on her back. mean while finish up in your hand. when she turns around throw the load in her face saying "bam!!". in remeberance of the true eneril chef.

man i heard you gave lisa the old emeril chef last night.

by big dady June 12, 2007

Cheffin

Way of life. It's frat stacking your beers or wearing costa del mars. It's getting baked and sitting on your couch all day long. It's knocking up a hot chick, just to make some skinny ass red head punk cry. It's getting wasted on the beaches of Sea Side Florida at 3 in the afternoon. It's taking your shirt off in a nice restaurant because you don't know where the hell you are. It's Spring Break 2010 and 2011 and 20etc. It's a chick with nice jugs rubbing your legs down with tanning lotion. It's some drunk guy telling you he's Captain Randy and that he is gunna show you one hell of a night. It's no shoes and no socks when it's below 60 degrees. It's frisbee golf after a nice pound of grass. Having BBQ in the front yard when its colder than a witches tit outside. It has nothing to do with the movie Juno. It is dank. It is a slurpee on a 4th of july.

Matthew McConaughey, John Lennon, Goonies on VHS

Mark: Hey dude!
Ace: What?
Mark: You know that hot chick i was talking too?
Ace: Yeah.
Mark: Well the downstairs plumbing is working cause she's pregnant.
Ace: Right on.
Mark: Yep, and that skinny ass red head kid from across the street started crying like a pussy when i told him about it.
Ace: Nice.
Mark: Yup.
Ace: Want to go take our shirts off.
Mark: They are off.
Ace: Nice, I'd say we're cheffin hard today.

by Ryan Glascoe March 21, 2010

Cheif

When you snort too much adderall while tweeting early in the morning

Commander-In-Cheif

by Lee the Kiwi April 26, 2019

Chef Boyardee

A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.

Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!

by Red C November 27, 2015