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Pec-Check

A ritual done by all husbands in the morning. Especially if their wives have just walked in. Often seen as staring into a mirror with the intent of looking at one's chest, flexing the pecs in the process.
Ralph: (staring at himself) Ready, begin. One, two, one, two....

June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.

Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.

June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 25, 2010
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Sketch Check

When you are so baked you just get up and check outside of your house to make sure the cops arent there or any other authority.
This morning I got so paranoid after my rips that I did two sketch checks out the front window
by ALLabouttheU April 22, 2011
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check out squatter

Those rude motherfuckers who hold up check out lines by taking an "important call". Many times they exacerbate the situation with a fistful of expired coupons.
I'm changing check out lanes. That damned check out squatter will be there until closing.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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Mex Check

The act of checking the environment surrounding ones self for Latin Americans before saying something that can be interpreted as a racial comment
*Want to hear a joke about a benner*
*wait lets do a quick mex check*
*looks around for any mexicans*
*so whats the punchline*
by Timmy Thong November 7, 2011
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Facebook Check

noun/verb: to inspect the Facebook profile of a potential boyfriend, girlfriend, random hookup to see if he/she is in a relationship before proceeding to make advances. This is done to avoid socially making an ass of oneself. Danger: Sometimes, Facebook Checking may open the door for a Facebook Stalker.This is also done to see if the desired person is loose or stuck up.
"I'm glad I decided to Facebook Check that girl I met at the rave last night. Turns out she's a real ho."

"I know a guy that facebook checked a girl he was in love with, now he's a full blown Facebook Stalker."

" That guy from our school I did the Facebook Check on has had like 50 STDs in the past month or so."
by nscc08 December 26, 2011
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Kirb Check

To see if the kirb (or parking stopper) is still there while you are driving in a parking lot or are parking (must have friends or Family with you) with your car/truck using your tires.

You must call it right before or after it happens !Kirb Check!

It's Classic driving.
You are driving a little to fast right before you hit the kirb or parking stopper !KIRB CHECK! Yep it's still there :)
by Iria bubblegum popper October 9, 2012
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ab-check

The act of one hitting another in the stomach/abs (usually a girl hitting a guy) in an attempt to catch them off guard.
Dude, this girl has started to ab-check me. Now I'm scared to stop flexing.
by The Left Nut March 3, 2014
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