Captain Flex

A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.

Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"

by Durk Durka February 3, 2009

Captain Biffington

A 40 ounce of beer.

"Well I see Jookey has taken it upon himself to buy a Captain Biffington!"

by Uncle Jibbie October 18, 2009

captain o'clock

Captain O'Clock refers to a time of the day, to start drinking spiced rum.

Much like Beer 30, where people would drink beer at this time, Captain O'Clock refers to drinking spiced rum, such as Captain Morgan.

by Captain Jax Macky February 5, 2010

CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK

DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST

by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010

Captain Universe

A caped crusader known for various tactics of defeating crime, including riding on top of cars (also known as Urban Surfing), and kerb-crawling next to suspicious cyclists. Driving at low speed, the Captain reaches out of his car and produces a playmobil telephone to offer to the cyclist, claiming "It's for you-hooooo!"
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"

This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.

Did you see Captain Universe on Oxford Hight Street last night? He was mental! He nearly Captain Universe'd three cyclists in one go!

by Monty S-B November 26, 2010

captains curse

When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.

Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?

Bro2: Cap'n Crunch

Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!

by flannelhats January 8, 2011

Captain Social

A social gathering that consists of drinking massive amounts of Captain Morgan.

When Zach and Jessica reunite, their captain socials always make them get very wasted.

by MasterSnowflake April 14, 2011