carpet

verb, Puerto Rican slang for knocking someone out

I'm carpet that fool

by Dick Burns January 18, 2007

carpet bomb

Dropping facts as you walk through a crowded area. Similar to crop dusting, but to a higher level, usually accompanied with sharts.

"Look at the people cringe while they are trying to finish their Christmas shopping. I wonder what's wrong."

"Oh, I carpet bombed that whole area. BTW, I need to find a garbage can for my underwear."

by fnfurious January 25, 2014

penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

by PHowesInCanal December 6, 2006

carpetbagger

A girl who turns out to be worth dating. The opposite of a scalywag, a carpetbagger generally has a good sense of morals, esteem, and beauty that make her worth dating.

He got bagged by that carpetbagger.
Hell yeah . . . take her out dude! She's a definite carpetbagger.

by JordanP January 6, 2006

Carpet Cleaning

When a male shoves his face into a woman's crotch and eats the hairs and cleans the carpet.

Jack ate his mothers hairs. Carpet Cleaning

by Chickenwatermelon21 January 23, 2015

carbecue

The process by which a car is smelted into scrap metal at a demolition yard or junkyard (rubbish tip).

Eddie, when your old Chevy went to the carbecue, some of the metal could be in those pliers you're holding.

by pentozali May 25, 2009

carpet sniffer

A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

by Sc8rboi69420 October 2, 2017