Definitions by PHowesInCanal

Impeachingest 

To be the most impeached

Donald is the most impeachingest president ever

Impeachingest by PHowesInCanal January 13, 2021

penny carpet 

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

penny carpet by PHowesInCanal December 9, 2008

pycra 

Pycra (rhymes with Lycra) is a material used in skin tight clothing. However the key to Pycra is not the stretchy characteristics of the fabric but the wearer's over consumption of pies.

Look at the manboobs on that bloke in the Pycra shirt.

pycra by PHowesInCanal December 14, 2006

penny carpet 

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

penny carpet by PHowesInCanal December 6, 2006

Hey Up 

A derivation of Ay-Up, used by those attempting to exhibit the common touch, when clearly a paid up memebr of the Habitat visiting middle class. See also mockney

Hey Up my mallard as opposed to
ay up me duck

Hey Up by PHowesInCanal January 9, 2004