penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.
I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.
by PHowesInCanal December 09, 2008
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pycra

Pycra (rhymes with Lycra) is a material used in skin tight clothing. However the key to Pycra is not the stretchy characteristics of the fabric but the wearer's over consumption of pies.
Look at the manboobs on that bloke in the Pycra shirt.
by PHowesInCanal December 14, 2006
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penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.
I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.
by PHowesInCanal December 06, 2006
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Impeachingest

Donald is the most impeachingest president ever
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Hey Up

A derivation of Ay-Up, used by those attempting to exhibit the common touch, when clearly a paid up memebr of the Habitat visiting middle class. See also mockney
Hey Up my mallard as opposed to
ay up me duck
by PHowesInCanal January 09, 2004
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