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Cardio Sprintus

a condition in which a person runs at least 3 hours a day, maybe more, to stay healthy.
"Is he seriously running an extra lap?"

"Well, what do you expect? He has some severe cardio sprintus."
by inyourarea October 13, 2017
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cardinal mendoza

When a male or female takes a shit in their partners bellt button.
I was on the job amd needed to go. So i whipped out and had a cardinal mendoza on her.
by 666god666 November 3, 2017
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Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.
Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.
by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018
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Cardiff

-The biggest asshole of a guy out there
-an annoying ass band teacher
Oh my god. Can Cardiff please just go away? I DONT WANNA DO UR SHITTY WARM UPS
by Band_teachers_suck_dick May 27, 2018
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Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.
This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.
by Pavss June 8, 2018
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cardiovascular spectacular

An extremely violent heart attack, often with multiple simultaneous blockages.
Wow, Bill had no chance of surviving that cardiovascular spectacular!
by Harvey Hilton June 25, 2018
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Cardish

Okkur-Okay in Cardish
by Gamma_ November 23, 2018
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