Crab Cakes

The second set of boobs that that you get when you sit down and your stomach fat intertwines with your boobs (especially Men's), making large lines appear.
Sometimes, people like Kaleb, can make their Crab Cakes dance.

Alex: Well, that's a nice pair of Crab Cakes you got there, Kaleb!
Kaleb: Thanks.
Mary: Woah, Can you make them dance?
Kaleb: Why, yes I can!

by Alexandra Conde March 30, 2008

Daddy Cake

DaddyCake is when someone references just one of the two brothers who created Daddy Cakes® the brand of "Just Add Water" baking mixes and products sold in specialty stores and online.

Hey Daddy Cake, Where is your good looking brother? Daddy Cake-Cupcakes are your best friend! Levi is the most Daddy Cake - No way, Dan is more Daddy Cake. Cupcake, There is no room for any fake Daddy Cakes®

by Daddy Cakes September 21, 2008

fart cake

A cake that has been flatulated upon by a naked chick to obtain perverted sexual pleasure

Matt, don't eat this fart cake! It's smelly and you can end up with the runs if you eat it!

by Dolberto August 25, 2008

wedding cake

When you are about to cum, pull out, cum in your hand, and then smear it all over her mouth.

hey honey, how'd you like your wedding cake early?

by Mozes April 07, 2005

Twinkie Cake

Often refers to a homosexual man's butt hole (always referring to the bottom). Mostly describes the butt hole of a slim, blond, and slutty gay (also known as a twink), but can be used to describe any bottom depending on context and to whom you are speaking. It is usually accompanied by some reference to a twinkie (dessert) but that is not always needed.

1. "Did you get any last night?"

"Fuck yeah I did, I filled some sluts twinkie cake with cream"

"Oh shit."


2. "Boy, why you walking like that"

"My twinkie cake got filled last night"


3. "You like this dick baby?"

"Oh yeah, fucking fill my twinkie cake."

4. The jizz was dripping out of his twinkie cake after he barebacked

by mikeytabc2233 March 06, 2009

cup of cake

n. A mixture of two terms, including "piece of cake" and "cup of tea".
This phrase expresses the ease of an action or set of actions.
Also a synonym for easy and an antonym of difficult.

Professor: For your homework, I would like you to write your name on a sheet of paper.
Student: That's a cup of cake

by +Mode April 29, 2004

cake face

a slut who wears too much effin makeup n it looks like its funna fall off their face if u touch them !

Britney Paleo is a cake face.. dat ho wear ten layers of foundation BEF0RE track.. waddafukkk??

by 1329987g5gj6gd21sy30s December 17, 2007