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Candy Burn

The painful bumps and rashes that arise on your tongue and the inside of your mouth when you eat too much sour or rough surfaced candy.
"God damn, I ate three bags of sourpatch kids and I am suffering some serious candy burn."
by Mysteryman64 October 23, 2009
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Candybag Jackhammer

Verb.
The sexual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.
Mike: Did you hear what happened to Steve?
John: No, what?
Mike: He was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a Candybag Jackhammer.
John: Jesus! What's wrong with him?!
Mike: The drugs.
by Jackass2012 July 27, 2011
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Candyfloss Wish

When you put candy floss inside a girls vagina, take it out once it is hard and sticky and pass it from your mouth to her mouth.

Warning: CandyFloss may lose flavour whilst inside the vagina.
Girl: What are you doing with that Candyfloss?
Boy: I thought I could give you a Candyfloss wish...
Girl: What's that?
Boy: Open your legs and I will show you!!!
by Johnny Tatum April 17, 2013
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Caedyn

A very wealthy person. He is very wise, kind and handsome.
I met the one, he is a total Caedyn!!
by Jcdt_anb December 14, 2017
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Cady

Cady is the ship name of the greatest couple ever they aren't together yet but they will be soon
awww i want a relationship like Cady

Cady is the cutest couple in the world
by itsamegabby October 18, 2018
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thumb candy

1.) Small hand-held videogames, like those produced by tiger electronics. Use in the context that the game keeps your fingers busy
Don't dis the gameboy man, its good thumb candy!
by Camper October 13, 2002
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Lap Candy

A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.

A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.
"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"

"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"
by Anona1989 May 1, 2009
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