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Clit Cannon

The baby was so overdue, that it shot out if her clit cannon

Credit: Luke Carter
by Lukita lu lu September 9, 2022
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it’s clit

A phrase used to describe something exciting. Similar to “it’s lit!”

Meaning it’s exciting.

(Adjective)
Girl 2: Wow, did you see how many people were at that party?

Girl 2: “Yea! Its really exciting, It’s clit in there!”

Girl 1: what does “it’s clit” mean?

Girl 2: like it’s exciting! It’s poppin off!

It’s clit is an adjective and means
(Clit meaning it’s exciting and there are a lot of people enjoying it.)
by ShizzleYayizzle October 26, 2022
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Clit Off

A phrase used when severely wanting someone to go away and leave you alone. It’s a more aggressive and unique way of telling someone to “piss off”. The phrase is usually completed with the word “brah”. Be careful when using this phrase, especially during a heated exchange, for it can anger the opponent even more.
Aggressor - “Bro I am going to punch you”

Defendant - “Clit off brah”
by NippleBob Crane November 9, 2022
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LOBSTER CLIT

Someone who has recently been extremely overly sexually active or is a wicked whore will likely have a lobster clit. So rub that one on your tits, bub, cause that's just a fact.
My buddy Dave told me a crazy story while on the skiddah, and I'm telling ya this will blow your freakin tits apart. Said Brandy has the biggest lobster clit that Dave has ever seen, she better lay off the liquid panty remover, I tell you what
by MOMMANATRIX November 17, 2022
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Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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Clit

Man I got no pleasure.... Connor couldn't find the clit man
by Assfacegirl1714 April 21, 2022
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Clit

omg haxor its a clitoris but its cool and huge now
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uwu the clit haxor is up there
by CupcakKesVaygania April 26, 2022
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