Business Mode

The term "Business Mode" is a short way of telling people that you are gonna really focus attention on getting laid, often used by people that don't get a lot of sex and are looking to "Full business mode".

Often used by people that watch the TV series "The Inbetweeners" by referring to the episode from season 1 known as "Bunking off" where Jay states "Bollocks! I'll take care of the kid while you take care of the business. Mm. Business."

John: You need to get laid man, your still a virgin too aye?
Dave: Yeah, yeah I am but I'm gonna go into full business mode this year boss
John: Too deadly

by Dogwallet6996 March 3, 2017

business man in a can

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.

We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017

business porn

creating shiny and powerful reporting for management that translates complex information into easily comprehensible and colourful charts and pictures

"Hey, that Kibana dashboard geolocation map would make great business porn"

by Alice Turing April 24, 2017

business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).

Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)

by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017

.business

When something goes just as or better than planned. Another way to say “Dope”

“Did you ask for the snap?”
“I got the snap and the number.”
“.business”

by Kokonut3102 November 6, 2017

business year

A year with no holiday

I’ll pay you back in a business year.

by TittyMaster1 November 27, 2017

Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.

T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."

by nekro3 May 16, 2018