Burning Gonzales

When a male masturbates after touched spicy peppers or food

"Steve, do you have some Aloe Vera gel or some ice? I just gave myself a volcanic Burning Gonzales!"

by kobi666mf October 2, 2020

Counter-burn

By making a statement to counter a roast from a person.

My friend roasts the teacher, but the teacher made a counter-burn that made my friend shut up.

by Talibum11 April 20, 2018

burn vac

can be used as a verb or noun
its short for burning vacuum. its when you shit and it smells like a burning vacuum

ive been burn vacking all day. my whole house smells like a burnt vacuum

by BDANGLES March 8, 2011

Burn The Dirt

the one thing people say but don’t actually know what it means

honestly bro we should just burn the dirt and go on with our lives

by BurnTheDirtBro May 24, 2019

burning slipper

When you rub jalapeños on your condom and the have sex with a girl. Hence the burn

I gave Shari a burning slipper and she screamed loudly

Is that a burning slipper or did you give me an std?

by Habdle July 11, 2015

Lady burn

A lady burn is when you get an angle grinder to a piece of metal while sparks fly at your snatch. This mist be performed while a man whittles a spoon in the corner.

I came home to my Mrs lady burning with the engineer. He made me a nice spoon.

by Monkeybomb113 March 6, 2018

burned urinal

The urinal in between two men evacuating their bladders at their respective urinals that is left empty as a "spacer" due to a lack of dividers between the urinals in the bathroom for privacy.

Aaron: Damn it! There are no dividers between these urinals!

Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.

Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.

by Vlork: Mighty Wielder of Sheep June 14, 2011