bullshityeller An explitive, commonly an alliteration. Usually a stalling tactic used to regroup thoughts to be a more pleasing response. Also used in the rare situation the person is trying to prove they're actually not "crying wolf".
Bullshityeller I dawged ya!
by Roger Polk April 30, 2006
Get the bullshityeller mug.Any bullshitter claiming to be involved in a company, corporation, partnership, et cetera and/or claiming to be an investor in stocks, commodities, bonds, et cetera. Usually used to bed a woman, but also to get inept and submissive people to bow to them.
loser: Yeah I'm looking everyday, for something new to invest my money in.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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Someone who lies about themselves in order to a) impress people (namely vulnerable/gullible men and women) and b) to evade the reality of who they are.
Most lies are erratic, far fetched and extreme exaggerations of true events.
Most lies are erratic, far fetched and extreme exaggerations of true events.
Don: Yeah, I was out to dinner at the Ivy when she proposed to me but I said no....I own 3 properties in the UK....I have a PHd in Chemistry and went to Oxford University....But I had a job on the railways as a signalman, a train driver, all at Euston...I have so many fifty notes in pocket I need to get some change...Women only go for me because of the money I have...
Jim: Really mate? Then why are you driving a crappy van, living in a crappy apartment, borrowing money from your 'mates' and chasing after women half your age? You're such a Bullshitter.
Jim: Really mate? Then why are you driving a crappy van, living in a crappy apartment, borrowing money from your 'mates' and chasing after women half your age? You're such a Bullshitter.
by Roger Has a Hard-on February 23, 2012
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When a situation occurs that's beyond bullshit.
Refer to-
bullshit- nonsense, lies, ridiculous.
fuckery- A waste of time, Behaving dumb or foolish, foolish acts that should be unpleasant to others, describing something completely fucked up.
WORD ORIGINATED- a lady was confronting a guy she was dating about a rumor that he was out with another woman. and she texted him "are you home from the bullshitfuckery!!?"
When a situation occurs that's beyond bullshit.
Refer to-
bullshit- nonsense, lies, ridiculous.
fuckery- A waste of time, Behaving dumb or foolish, foolish acts that should be unpleasant to others, describing something completely fucked up.
WORD ORIGINATED- a lady was confronting a guy she was dating about a rumor that he was out with another woman. and she texted him "are you home from the bullshitfuckery!!?"
Are you done with that BULLSHITFUCKERY?
This is a bunch of bullshitfuckery!
"urban dictionary not accepting our WORD is BULLSHITFUCKERY!!"
Your drunken antics last night was BULLSHITFUCKERY.
This is a bunch of bullshitfuckery!
"urban dictionary not accepting our WORD is BULLSHITFUCKERY!!"
Your drunken antics last night was BULLSHITFUCKERY.
by AddyDunn July 14, 2017
Get the bullshitfuckery mug.Someone who makes up bullshit stories and tells them to people saying " Its a secret, dont tell anyone " often refered to as a cunt.
1st person: Hey Guess what i've heard, but you cant tell anyone "
2nd person: (thinks to himself) oh, here we go, another secret bullshit, stupid secret bullshitter, what a cunt!
2nd person: (thinks to himself) oh, here we go, another secret bullshit, stupid secret bullshitter, what a cunt!
by kevtucks January 29, 2009
Get the Secret Bullshitter mug.When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!
Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.
by Bad Appleseed December 30, 2010
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