Spring Break

A week in which one does not wear pants.

tom-"hey what are you doing for spring break?"
jeff-"sleeping till noon, and not attempting to get up or wear pants."

by bitchimgod March 29, 2010

Offspring Break

A much needed break from your children. A week or more of recess from the drudgery of parenting, usually provided by grandparents or any sucker willing to take your kids.

Mimi is taking the kids to Six Flags first week of July! Offspring Break 2011! Holla!

by RachRiot July 18, 2011

breakfast-of-champions

novel by Kurt Vonnegut

I read Breakfast of Champions aloud last night to my girlfriend, but she couldn't understand it as my mouth was full of vagina.

by JT Dollar Sign November 7, 2003

Breaking Dawn

1.Breaking Dawn, the last book of the very popular Twilight saga, which the twilighters have been so excited to read. The book is a horiible fanfiction. It sucked, and it strayed from the opther books, that actually made sense.

2.A thing to burn after reading.

3.A book of pedowolves, a whiny girl who can't stop crying, and the magnificent burning vampire

Fan #1: Hey, what are you reading?
Fan #2: Breaking Dawn.
Fan#1: You suck.

by JeshikaHatake June 28, 2009

breakin it

a slang term used to describe one is taking a break from work or strenuous activity.

michael acts like he doesn't even have to study for finals; he is always breakin it.

by erieee December 11, 2009

Break Hearts

There's a social situation and everyone wants to do something, but nobody wants to be the first person. The first person that does so is breaking hearts.
Derived from the card game Hearts.

Everyone wanted some candy from the communal bowl, but we were all waiting until someone else would break hearts.

by jeeneeus October 11, 2009

Break the Wind

Being the first to pass gas in the presence of someone you're dating. i.e. Breaking the Ice.

Girl: Did you just fart?

Guy: Well somebody had to Break the Wind.

by Zimfast May 15, 2013