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Bottle

When teams have a good lead for example 2-0 but lose 3-2 in the end.
Martin: Did you watch Tottenham against Dinamo Zagreb?
Allan: No, what happend?
Martin: Tottenham had a 2-0 lead but Orsic scored 3 goals for zagreb and Tottenham bottled the lead
Allan: Oh ffs!
by CroatianLord March 21, 2021
mugGet the Bottlemug.

bottle

she’s such a bottle
blebby is a bottle
glubby is also a bottle
blebby says she’s not a bottle but that’s not true
by bbbbbbblllllleeeeebbbbbbbyyyyy December 27, 2024
mugGet the bottlemug.

on a bottle

Publicly humiliated by a more powerful entity, especially on video. Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov's enforcers forced critic Salman Tepsurkayev to apologize on video they later posted for criticism on social media and then sit on a bottle, penetrating himself anally
Kadyrov put Tepsurkayev on a bottle
by dogofpeace September 9, 2020
mugGet the on a bottlemug.

Bottle of water

Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH
A: do you want a drink with that sir
B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er
A: can you say that again
B: what bo oh o wa er
A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT
B:nah this man violating
by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023
mugGet the Bottle of watermug.

Andrew Bottle

A deformed ass water bottle. Looks like those milk carton things where the top is curved.
Also can be used to describe a person with funny bones.
Person 1: Ayo, I just droppped my water bottle, and now it be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Fr? Shit sucks. Flip that shit.

Person 1: I kicked Matthew's ass so hard, he be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Ay fr cuh? Send me the video!
by #nochinksinmycity May 12, 2022
mugGet the Andrew Bottlemug.

ranch bottle

When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.

"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."
"Stacy had so much cum in her she had to ranch bottle it out"
by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015
mugGet the ranch bottlemug.

tight as a coke bottle

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.
Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'
by LaffyAfi73 April 2, 2017
mugGet the tight as a coke bottlemug.

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