bottle

An abnormally large Penis. One that will satisfy and woman. Commenly used to confuse small children to make them think they are understanding

There is no way you dick is as large as my bottle.

by "E" to the "ric"/hollywood December 6, 2006

dead bottle

a bottle of liquor, the contents of which have been emptied; empty bottle.

He is a drunkard; he creates a dead bottle every day.

by uttam maharjan December 15, 2010

Ketchup Bottle

Grasp your penis firmly with one hand. Squeeze as hard as you can until the head of your penis pokes through the top and is ripe in color to the point your finger leaves an impression when poked. While still squeezing take your other hand (open palmed) and begin vigorously slapping the head of your penis in short quick but firm slaps. The slapping noise should resemble the sound you make when slapping a ketchup bottle. The point of this is to numb your penis to the point it feels like you are jerking off another mans penis.

Eric: "Yo bro."
Fred: "Sup"
Eric: "Have you tried to ketchup bottle yourself yet?"
Fred: "Dude I ketchup bottled my dick so hard last night, it felt like I was jerking off Channing Tatum!"
Eric: "My Nigga! Love that bro!"

by Ketchup Bottle Bob December 7, 2012

bottle rape

when a bunch of people return bottles to the bottle machine at once and cause machines to fill up and leave a huge mess after using the bottle machine

wow i just cleaned the bottle machines but we got bottle raped

by idkwhatmynameis November 20, 2007

bofflekami

Rixor : so I just insulted bofflekami
FlyingV© si gonna get a job and then build a computer
Rixor : a fkn computer
Rixor : just buy a hooker you fag

yeah like you know what i mean? innit, respec' ma ngr fgt bitch ass lolwtfbbq?

by diabfann March 24, 2004

bottle service night

A night out at the club that occurs on the night that a person's future husband or wife is having their bachelor/bachelorette party.

What weekend is she having her bachelorette party? We need to start planning his bottle service night.

by balvenie July 2, 2014

Baby Bottle

Slang for beer. Usually used to refer to a person's (who's addicted to drinking beer) beer bottle.

person 1: That's his baby bottle!
person 2: Wait, what?
person 2: Why did you call it a baby bottle?
person 1: Because he could never be without it just like how a baby can never be without its bottle.

by poisonroll January 22, 2018