Bit

A bit is an oft' repetitive joke that attempts to convey an intellectually sarcastic, post-ironical form of satire, while also utilizing persistent and oft' irritating humor, oft' at the expense of another, to amuse or provoke a group.

Ben, the way you repeatedly asked sam about his primary glove was phenomenal commitment to the bit.

by SLUgreenhouse February 22, 2021

fur of the dog that bit me

To drink alcohol the morning after getting wasted to cure a hangover.

" How you feeling man"
" like shit. I need the fur of the dog that bit me"

by Hey you guys July 30, 2015

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

64-Bit Chomik

64-Bit Chomik is a chomik in Find the Chomiks.

Guy#1: 64-Bit Chomik is so realistic.

Guy#2: Yeah it's kinda creepy.

by BuddyMaddie July 30, 2022

Bit

a set of actions or ideas associated with a specific group or activity.

"she's gone off to do her theatrical bit"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast

im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first

by Blankyyy December 18, 2017