Bean Burrito

Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.

She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Bean

(N) A negative term used to make fun of a person in the room who is either stupid, annoying, clumsy or awkward or all of the above. Is very versatile and can take on many meanings. It is used to insult someone but can also be used lightheartedly.

Sam: who’s the biggest bean at this school?
Jim: definitely Matt! What a bean
Matt: what?
Sam: yeah he doesn’t even understand what we’re saying. A true bean

by Gurlycake February 19, 2019

Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

by arecibo drake April 13, 2010

Funny Bean

The bean someone was given at birth by their mother to make them funny. You can tell if somebody has been given the been if they have natural wit and good humour.

Olivia: "Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side"

Jemma: "Wow, you must have been born with the funny bean!"

by PerfectPercyPoo November 16, 2010

Alabama Bean Dip

The act of puking into the partner's anus, sticking your penis in, and then pulling it out and proceeding to put it in the partner's mouth.

I gave her a good old fashion Alabama Bean Dip last night

by Mafia Game May 11, 2016

Big Bean

Xavier is no longer a smol bean but he has evolved into a big bean (he's still a cutie wootie though)

Xavi: Everyone listen up
Xavi: I have now become. A big bean

by tasuketekudasai September 5, 2016

meat and two bean combo

A man's genitalia referring to his package and sack.

I hit her with the meat and two bean combo.

by SpokaneDeezy January 17, 2008