theo beard

A very fit horney ginger who's big and strong and has a massive penis and makes girls moist

Omg theo beard you make me wet

by The hat sexy hat May 12, 2016

bead out rat feen

This simply mean, fuck off, you twat

after being insulted , 'bead out rat feen!'

by The Mighty R April 13, 2005

Beadul

The meaning of the South Yorkshire colloqialism Beadul is known only to a small few. A noun, Beadul is often shouted out in conversation to confuse those in the prescence of the shouter and is only used by those who know it's meaning.

It is thought that Beadul originates from the word latin word "beatle", meaning bug-like. However many believe that it is a Germanic word. For more information visit:www.beadul_info.com

Lancashire girl: "So we'll meet at 7 then okay?"

South Yorkshire lad: "Yeah, sounds good!"

Lancashire girl: "I'll bring the dip and Pirates of the -"

Rudeley interrupted by South Yorkshire Lad - "BEADUL!!"

by Rebeckmeister November 8, 2007

Beard (verb)

To Grow a beard to support Canadian athletes

The more i beard (verb), the more my beard donates to Canadian athletes.

by pride_of_NS January 25, 2010

Beard Bag

Quick to reject white-collar America, this subgenus of "bag" pairs his drinking habits with need to casually suggest how cool it was that he drank the night before despite having to be at work at 7 AM. Typically, beard bags are "blue collar to the bone", covered in skull tattoos and resent "pussies", even though they listen to copious amounts of Bright Eyes and Two Gallants. However, there does seem to be an increasing amount of bookish beard bags that like to "showboat read" the works of Proust and the biographies of Winston Churchill in order to suggest intellectualism and build a reclusive mystique.

Jamie is such a Beard Bag. He was over at the puss palace last night regaling us with with tales of Alaskan salmon fishing and deriding Andy for having money soft hands.

Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.

by MajikalBum January 18, 2011

Near Beard

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.

Nah man, I'm working on my near beard!

by o ReVelatioN o December 4, 2010

trumpeter's beard

the soul patch-like beard that can be found under almost every trumpeter's lower lip.

check out that trumpeter's beard, he must be a true horn player.

by Josh Mogy. December 10, 2008