Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.
When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?
Bill: Yeah??
Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.
Bill: Dang.
Bill: Yeah??
Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.
Bill: Dang.
by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013
The swaggiest, coolest, best person to ever exist, there is no limits to how awesome she is. Her arch nemesis is Livia Brouwer, she is like Sophia but not as cool and swaggy, she is also a blonde.
by Soophieb123 June 06, 2021
When a person chews a piece of hot cinnamon gum then gives a man a blowjob right after the 1st or 2nd chew. Thus burning the man's penis
by bj99 April 13, 2009
by Mislbays April 21, 2016
A term used to describe a comment composed with the sole purpose of making a social media over-sharer of pointless ass opinions and stories feel retarded.
Jessica: "Perks of being single: I get the entire bed to myself!!! lol"
Tom: "You say 'lol' but everyone can tell that you are crying on the inside."
Jack: "BOYER-BURNED BY TOM!!!"
Tom: "You say 'lol' but everyone can tell that you are crying on the inside."
Jack: "BOYER-BURNED BY TOM!!!"
by pettyasstom January 13, 2018
Ability to use an enhanced special move on the videogame 'Injustice'. Has been adapted for use when somebody does something athletically amazing.
by Super Astronaut August 14, 2017
A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.
It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
by ToiletPooping RN January 04, 2023