boat boy

a guy with the honor of earning a nautical term or boat name.

A guy who loves to party with his mates like he's on a boat. (super bro)

guy 1: did you see Andy last night?
guy 2: dude he was a steamboat!

That boat boy was grinding on every bitch he saw last night!

by frankyfarts March 13, 2010

Two-Boater

A stupid person, originally from Ireland now living in Boston. A Two-Boater is an Irishman who set sail for Boston but landed in Nova Scotia (or Newfoundland) and it took 10 years to realize the error, thus requiring a second boat trip to reach the final destination. In Boston hierarchy, there are "Lace Curtain" Irish (rich), "Shanty" Irish (working class), and "Two-Boaters" (morons, idiots, etc.).

"Your brother is an idiot - he must have some Two-Boater in him"

by somervillephil December 29, 2009

U-boat

When a man sneaks up on his girlfriend or wife while she is sleeping and puts it in her butt.

While Emma slept, Gary snuck under the covers and gave her the... u-boat.

by The Blodger October 27, 2011

plus size boat

In the sport of Crew (rowing) a boat that includes all the fat asses as the coach simply can not risk putting them in the top boats. Generally 2 or 3 poor rowers that are either amazing and set the example for the "plus size rowers" as well as the ones with terrible form get screwed over in the same boat or the ones that give off that "WTF are you even doing here" feel. This type of boat generally gets wrecked in any and all events as the fatty's double fuck over the boat in that they A) Weigh the boat down with there weight and B) Have absolutely no muscle tone and can not pull there weight. They are useally middle 4.

Plus size boat example:

Stroke seat (fit): Coach what was our time in the time in the race?!!
Coach: The winner got 6:30 and you guys got 20:35's
Fat ass: wait that race was full pressure right? I thought it was half.....
Stroke: wtf gtfo off my boat.

by pissedoffstrokeseat May 23, 2009

steam boat willie

a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"

hey girl I'm so in love with you. lets get crazy and do a steam boat willie together!

by syko_ January 30, 2009

Boat Shoes

Foot attire generally worn by individuals possessing small penises, large egos, and a trust fund courtesy of their parents. Boat shoes are usually seen being sported by yuppies and other terrible people. Boston college accounts for the majority of boat shoe sales.

"Dude do you like my new boat shoes?"

"Absolutely not, but while you're at it grab a vineyard vines shirt and go down to city side tavern"

by Apefart November 17, 2015

Bloat Wagon

The mobile version of a Bloat Factory.

Wow that factory has moved from the couch.

by Karrde March 22, 2004