A blogger on Tumblr who is asian and primarily blogs disney, bokeh, and hype brand clothing. Makes "asian posts" which consist of a vague title and a paragraph or more than necessary about love. Generally, asian bloggers think they know everything about their's and other's love lives and personal feelings, and everything else.
Asian Blogger: Love......... I have a feeling that it affects people stronger than they believe.... blah blah....... you have to be careful.... blah blah
Other Bloggers: You're fucking stupid go away
Other Bloggers: You're fucking stupid go away
by annoyed blogger December 27, 2011
Get the asian bloggermug. by DumbThiccDaddy69 June 4, 2018
Get the Asian Zingmug. a wannabe whore who needs attention that is sloppy and fake and asian who has a explosive 24/7 period.
by Yangtzebing pong May 4, 2010
Get the swamp asianmug. in reference to an unsuspecting asian person (esp. a tool), used by a non-asian solely as a way to meet other asians and to infiltrate their culture.
1) That American girl has never met an asian guy before. So she befriends the naive Takeshi -- her gateway asian. Now that she is comfortable with being around Japanese people and is seen by enough of his countrymen, she abandons Takeshi, eats a lot of sushi, and sleeps with hot asian guys.
2) Japanese kid (to an American girl): stay the fuck away from me. I'm not your gateway asian.
2) Japanese kid (to an American girl): stay the fuck away from me. I'm not your gateway asian.
by sukebe July 15, 2007
Get the gateway asianmug. the asian variant of Justin Bieber. these kind of people usually live suburbs of cities such as San Diego, Seattle, San Francisco occasionally Houston. They are of Indian, Korean, Japanese or Chinese descent. They dress like Justin Beiber because they want to pick up white girls. They sport Atlanta baseball hats even though they have probably never been to Atlanta or touched a baseball along with some supra or osiris high-tops some skinny white pants and possible a vest and stylish hairdo. All of these qualities and you have one fine ass Asian Bieber on your hands. They dress like Justin Beiber because they want to pick up white girls.
Cole: eh, john did you see that fucking asian bieber.
John: yea he needs to row his fucken boat back to china.
John: yea he needs to row his fucken boat back to china.
by coleM808 March 9, 2011
Get the Asian Biebermug. A non-fictional character in the book "She Fucked My Goose" on Amazon. She is the female character that takes care of business while the character "BD" eats tacos. Its the most popular chapter in the book.
Did you read the story that had Asian Zing in it? Asian Zing is the main character in the chapter about tacos and the turtle racing bar in Marina Del Rey.
by VegasBD February 14, 2010
Get the Asian Zingmug. A name given to an asian who becomes really chill to hang out with before/after becoming under the influence of marijuana.
by Asian Paul May 6, 2007
Get the Chill Asianmug.