anal frigulator

One who takes it upon themselves to give an anal examination to every person they meet.

"Dunstan, stop trying to examine my anal regions, you anal frigulator"

by Richard123 October 2, 2005

anal glacoma

The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.

Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"

You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."

Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."

You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "

by OutlawJN December 15, 2008

anal pissing

the act of urinating while your cock is in a woman's ass

That freak was totally into anal pissing

by cilicat February 12, 2010

anal cock

Anal cock is a slang term for an anbormal penal growth in the Anal/Rectal area. It also makes for a good random expletive.

<Guy> Hey, has anyone played Chrono Trigger?
<Other Guy> ANAL COCK
<Guy> Uh, okay.

by Wetflame September 5, 2004

Anal Intruder

Someone who rapes someone up the anus.

Friend 1: "Damn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my ass hurts."

Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."

Friend 1: Shit!

by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009

Anal Spasm

When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.

*fat person farts*
Guy 1: Aww, did you see that fat guy rip one?
Guy 2: Yeah, he just had an anal spasm for sure.

by gooch master in bed February 19, 2009

anal ballistic

To become so enraged that excrement is shot from the anus at speeds where by it becomes subject to the laws of exterior ballistics

"John was extreamly angry, on the verge of going anal ballistic I reckon"

by Megalon3k September 7, 2007