alpha

Your really good friend. Your bud, your pal, your more-than-acquaintance, your alpha :D

<Smack> Happy birthday, my alpha!
<RotoTiki> Dude! You remembered! My bitch girlfriend didn't remember!

by WordMastar June 30, 2003

Alpha female

Is as follows:
1) Dynamite
2) fucking Dynamite, that's fucking with a hard, tough g at the end, never a soft, weak g at the tail end of fucking
3) if the first two items on the list don't scare you she will tell her mom who will relay to her dad, that has access to dynamite

Are you mad because you are a lame and I am a fucking g? Or are you mad because I'm Dynamite? Dynomite I will blow up in your face like a grenade. Bitches know I'm the alpha female in these parts.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Alpha

A male person that is physically and mentally superior than most other males, making him a sexual target for females. The opposite of this would be a beta.

beta 1: Man I wish i could date that chick
beta 2: its too bad that she's with that alpha guy...i wish i was as buff as him

by ekruor December 12, 2012

Alpha

The primw. the ultimate. the leadr. the ruler.Uber

wow man that doobie is so huge its like the Alpha Doobie

by silwyth88 June 25, 2008

The alphabet mafia

The coolest people to ever exist

John : hey their apart of the alphabet mafia there very cool everyone : I have skinned your family and ate their flesh

by Apersonthatexistinreality May 24, 2021

Alpha Kappa Alpha

The first African American sorority founded in 1908 by twenty women. Unfortunately, because the sorority was founded on social principles and shunned helping to make the world a better place, members of the undergraduate chapter decided to create a real sorority founded on principles of sisterhood and service, and Delta Sigma Theta was born. Typical stereotype is that of a "pretty" girl, completely absorbed with fashion and public perception. Also unfortunately, many of the women who typically pledge Alpha Kappa Alpha are women with low self-esteem, who want to be viewed as a beautiful woman with much to offer. They are hardly ever seen in the community. Their "pretty" image could have been a positive one for black women, but has served to alienate many.

AKA 1: Girl, look at her. She is so ugly. She can never be pretty like US.

AKA 2: (flips hair) I know girl! Alpha Kappa Alpha is so great! It's so unfortunate that everybody can't be pretty like us! I don't care about community service, I just want to be pretty and fashionable!

75 years later...

Observer: God she's an AKA? She is so old and ugly. What does she have now? I wonder what she has to show for her sorority. Beauty definetely fades.

by Intelligence Is Key February 11, 2008

Alpha Mom

1. A Twilight-loving mom on Team Jacob
2. A mom who knows how to take charge.

1. All the Alpha Moms in the theater started howling when Taylor Lautner took off his shirt.
2. That Alpha Mom knows how to get what she wants!

by freejordan July 26, 2010