St. Louis Nip

when you find a girl who likes to swallow horse semen and u get her to toss your salad while getting double-teamed by 2 horses and then she gargles all the juices together and blows bubbles with it.

did u see that shit? she just pulled a St. Louis Nip!!!

by His Blackness December 16, 2006

St. Louis Cardinals

The team that all meth-heads (that is non-Chicago Cubs fans) follow once released from prison. Also the team that hacked Houston's database for information on scouts. Cunts. Also known as the Shit Louis Cardinals, the Deadbirds, the St. Lousy Cardinals and others.

Me: What team do you root for?
You: The St. Louis Cardinals.
Me: I'm sorry for your loss.

by DiamondGriefingMC May 31, 2018

St. John's School

The students that go to St. John's are superior to the kids at all the other irrelevant private schools in the Houston Area. Contrary to popular belief no one actually studies they just use that as an excuse to sneak out and party like the vibrant young adults they are. If you actually ever met the kids there you would know what an absolute power house this FINE institution is. If you know of any simple minded people with no personality they must got to Episcopal or Kinkaid because they most definitely wouldn't be at SJS.

Jim: Did you see those kids back there, they're all units!
Bob: Yeah they go to St. John's School

by mdawg32 September 8, 2020

St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"

by TreeWeezel October 4, 2011

St. Petersburg Surprise

The act of standing in an alley at night, waiting for a defenseless young blonde girl to come walking by, then proceeding to anally rape her while chanting "for mother Russia!"

I was walking through Harlem the other night when I was assaulted and got a St. Petersburg Surprise.

by incarcerator March 5, 2014

St Joes Prep

A school that all of the Malvern rejects go because they are to shitheaded to get in. In the worst part of the city half of the school is black. Can not compete in sports. Basically a trashcan.

Did u get into Malvern? No I have to go to St Joes Prep. That place is a shithole.

by Bigman18 May 25, 2010

St. Louis Arch

When a male jerks off while laying on his back only to catch his own load in his mouth. This should only be done for at least $20,000.00 and under the supervision of Professionals.

Dude, last night David was so high I got him to do the St. Louis Arch for a dime bag. I got it recorded on my cell. Shit is going on youtube.

by AndrewNG October 12, 2008