African Subway

When you shit into another person's asshole.

"Hey, I heard that Sean and Sally rode the African Subway last night."

by bukkit7 June 8, 2018

African not Albino

An African that isn't white. The true black man.

I swear he's African Albino? No; he's African not Albino.

by TooScatty May 22, 2018

Africance

The actul name of the national football team of France.

Not France, but Africance won the world cup in 2018.

by Braunau July 16, 2018

African Earworm

When the song Africa plays on the radio once (by weezer or Toto) and is stuck in your head and It drives you nuts yet puts you in a hyperactive mood.

I can’t get an Africa - stuck out of my head- it’s gonna take a lot to take me away from you- there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do! I have an African Earworm- I bless the rains down in Africa!!!

by xandroe September 5, 2018

African head massage

When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times

Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2

by Fireguy47 October 3, 2018

african turnpike

When you are performing anal sex and a girl sharts on your penis

kyle: Becky and I really hit it off last night, but she hit me with the African Turnpike

Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower

by Quinnagin27 October 25, 2018

African Crack

Where somebody Poops is a bottle and puts a balloon over the top and leaves it in the sun for 3 days. Then after 3 days inhale the fumes in the balloon to get high.

let’s make some African Crack so we can get baked this weekend

by Smelly moose knuckles October 29, 2018