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stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks
by TeraMenno April 25, 2016
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Sock penis

A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.
Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.

Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.
by Zahvi Bo January 17, 2018
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Chocolate socks

When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.
Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.
by Jrmymcc January 23, 2017
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weed socks

weed infused socks so your feet can get high. If you burn them and inhale the smoke, you will also get high. Fios are very addicted to them
wow man im so high because i just bought some weed socks
by olivia is stupid December 23, 2020
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homemade sock

A piece of fabric that can do anything it can even suck ya dick
You see my friend John right there?
He's been wearing a homemade sock on his cock lately.
Pretty weird.
by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021
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Sock Boi

sock boi is a kewl dewd😎😎😎 he has hair like a sock and has wAcKy biology! (he has bone under his hair)
Isn't Sock Boi a cool dude?!?!
by Rivvet November 3, 2021
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Wind sock

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.
Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.
by Molly yono September 24, 2021
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