The act of taking a shit and getting out of the bathroom as fast as possible to save the embarrassment/suspicion from a friend/bf/gf
Pronounced: (shit-and-git)
Pronounced: (shit-and-git)
by pepe the froggy September 2, 2016
Get the Shit and Get mug.The amount of pure shit something is composed of, this can be real or metaphorical shit. The largest coefficient every recorded was .89 by a Tuna but that record has recently been broken and is now 1.5, proving everything we thought we knew about percentages to be a lie.
"Yo mang, that gurl ain't nearly as cool as we thought she was"
"Yeah, her coefficient of shit must be around a .9"
"Yeah, her coefficient of shit must be around a .9"
by Jujx September 26, 2012
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OK! I seen skid marks before but whats these brown lip marks in your BVD's? OH! that's just from a Shit Hickey I got from eating too much Lesbian Pizza!
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