A pasty faced, weird-looking billionaire who bought Twitter, driving away followers and reinstating the incendiary accounts of “people” such as Donald Trump and his disciples.
Dave: “Twitter says that COVID-19 vaccines have microchips made by Bill Gates.”
Irene: “Bullshit! I heard nothing from the World Health Organization, Anthony Fauci and the Centres for Disease Control about microchips in out vaccines.”
Dave: “Get educated.”
Irene: “Well, I am - and any idiot who calls themselves a doctor, nurse of pharmacist would say this about any vaccine just to trick people like you.”
Dave: “But, but, but.”
Irene: “That rich ninny Elon Musk has just allowed what I call misinformation about COVID-19 vaccines back on Twitter. I’ve just canceled my account because of him.”
(Dave leaves speechless).
Irene: “Bullshit! I heard nothing from the World Health Organization, Anthony Fauci and the Centres for Disease Control about microchips in out vaccines.”
Dave: “Get educated.”
Irene: “Well, I am - and any idiot who calls themselves a doctor, nurse of pharmacist would say this about any vaccine just to trick people like you.”
Dave: “But, but, but.”
Irene: “That rich ninny Elon Musk has just allowed what I call misinformation about COVID-19 vaccines back on Twitter. I’ve just canceled my account because of him.”
(Dave leaves speechless).
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