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throw the baby out with the bath water

To accidentally get rid of something good while getting rid of something bad.
Don't throw the baby out with the bath water by putting your money into that bank
by nick_g August 5, 2011
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Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.
You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.
by Mike October 3, 2003
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Talking out the side of your neck

She can catch the fade, with that $2 wig.
Why are you talking out the side of your neck? She ain't done nothing.
by Lady Anomaly September 5, 2016
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Get Out Of Hell Free Card

In the world of born-again Christianity, a get-out-of-hell-free-card is a lame excuse an evangelical will use to justify or sugarcoat their shortcomings in order to keep up the illusion that they are still morally, intellectually and consciously superior to all the non-believing secularists. Oftentimes these lame excuses come in the form of Bible verses or paraphrased Bible quotes, but sometimes they will just comletely make shit up. One of the most popular get-out-of-hell-free-cards is the saying: "We err because we're human, but we constantly strive to be perfect like Jesus in every way." A more crazy rationalization for bad behavior is the accusation, "How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?"
Linda: Teens should wait until they're married before having sex.

Greg: At what age did you lose your virginity?

Linda: If you must know, I was 12. But that doesn't make it okay. We err because we're human, but being a Christian means that we constantly strive to be like Jesus in every way. Just because I sinned doesn't mean you have to also.

Greg: Wow, it sounds like she just used her get out of hell free card.

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Bob: Woah, Georgie. You totally missed that grazing buck with your AK-47 and just killed that entire wedding party!

Georgie: How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?

Bob: Uh, yeah. I think your get out of hell free card is expired.
by Tim Gay July 31, 2009
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blow my ass out

like put a cap gun in someone's asshole and shoot it to give a pleasurable vibration in the rectum causing orgasm
David:Hey mary can you blow my ass out
Mark:blow my ass out too mary
Mary:fuck off
by GorillaPussy_yomamma'sbigassho December 17, 2017
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“I’m just out here”

A common excuse to hide your ultimate, unreachable, climax of uncontainable hornyness.
by Tommyrock2018 March 28, 2019
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slap the slut out of her

Slap the slut out of you means to fuck someone so hard that they don’t want to fuck or be a slut anymore
She’s fucked so many dudes I’ll have to slap the slut out of her
by Lulu uma 69 June 24, 2019
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