Old Man Walking Syndrome

An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.

Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.

Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

by WordsyBoi March 11, 2023

Grown man stiry fry

When you you use jizz instead of oil to cook a stiry fry dish for your girlfriend

Girlfriend: WOW! This is delicious you really nailed it babe!

Boyfriend: Thanks! It’’s my own recipe I call the grown man stiry fry!

by Lord namak March 13, 2023

Cartlenterdor / a image of a glass man

A image of a glass man. Appears in Kool Keith live on the Stretch and Bobbito show, 1993. A sample of the show was used in the song "Carnivores Unite" by Blockhead (see below).

"The Cartlenterdor / a image of a glass man...I'm serious this is dope, it's like a image of a glass man, you can't really see him"

by AriaMeth March 30, 2023

Dirty man with the yellow hat

The act of constantly spanking one's monkey while eating a banana using too much teeth.

I give myself the best dirty man with the yellow hat.

by platinumgaming57 June 24, 2021

you're the man now dog

The metamorphosis from a socially-assigned characterization as a universally deprecated tumor on the societal fabric to a pinnacle of relational desirability and validity as evidenced by the adoring prostrations of those less socially endowed as the result of the semi-divine portrayal of personal superiority through action.

Manny escaped his parents' brutish demands that he continue washing the dishes as his legally-dependent-youth-dictated-role required. His friend Antonio remarked on hearing of such an accomplishment, "You're the man now, dog!"

by Christian Ricker January 31, 2004

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009