Me: ZACH HERRON IS MY HUSBAND
Friend: SHut up! Wait, What happened to your crush?
Me: *squeaks* Zach Herron Is My Man
Friend: SHut up! Wait, What happened to your crush?
Me: *squeaks* Zach Herron Is My Man
by @imrubyherron January 9, 2019
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Cornelius: "yo bro, I'm so hungry"
Bob: "bruh we ain't got much for munchies, but if you want you can make a poor-man grilled cheese, dawg."
Bob: "bruh we ain't got much for munchies, but if you want you can make a poor-man grilled cheese, dawg."
by Brosephdotcom April 14, 2015
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Man whore: “i can’t hangout tonight doods, im going to my “moms””
Other guys: hm... he’s going to be a bitch ass man whore
(Goes around sleeping with some dose dumb ass girls)
Other guys: hm... he’s going to be a bitch ass man whore
(Goes around sleeping with some dose dumb ass girls)
by Imhavingagoodlife August 8, 2018
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by Dougtherug September 19, 2019
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Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.
by Jack of trade June 27, 2023
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Manny escaped his parents' brutish demands that he continue washing the dishes as his legally-dependent-youth-dictated-role required. His friend Antonio remarked on hearing of such an accomplishment, "You're the man now, dog!"
by Christian Ricker January 31, 2004
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