what are you DOING with your life?

Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?

Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.

Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?

Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?

Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working

Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"

Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again

Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"

what are you DOING with your life? by JakartaTaco June 17, 2011

what are you saying 

An annoying question asked before you actually say anything, which is often ignored. A common failed pick-up line.

Jay: What are you saying?
Bob: (silent)

what are you saying by Sam McGee August 12, 2006

who are you?

this is a common expression for next morning reaction to a one night stand laying just beside you.

obvious statement; you find some stranger in your bed, and what's the first thing you ask? "who are you?"

who are you? by NLU September 23, 2005

are you dancing on top of me 

a "hip" way of asking, "are you kidding me?"
is used as a lot of things becuase it is a sentence. so go suck my cock.

you: omg. last night i banged a fat dude. and it was amazing. his shlong was the coolest thing ive ever seen even though it had 3 fat flaps on it.
me: omg. are you dancing on top of me?

are you dancing on top of me by fkjsda December 29, 2007

Are you finished? 

A rhetorical question useful for interrupting a rant or after you've received an undeserved beatdown.

fool 1: (insults the entire state of Tennessee)

fool 2: Are you finished? I hope so because I don't have any control over what Cowboy Troll does. I just found out he likes me a lot and suddenly everything makes sense. But I don't have anything to do with him anymore and he doesn't define the entire state!

Are you finished? by S. O. S. 89! October 17, 2013

Are you Joking my Eyes Out? 

Are You Joking My Eyes Out??

Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"

Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo

Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)

Are you Joking my Eyes Out? by Tiffers_ps April 5, 2010

You guys are awesome 

ricayla and mark are guys that are awesome

just if your talking about people being awesome generally together and say "You guys are awesome" most of the time you are referring to ricayla and mark.

You guys are awesome by boohoohooboo November 5, 2012