Wanker

A person who behaves or acts poorly, rude, immature and impolite. Seen as the British equivalent of dickhead

"Stop being such a wanker Jack!"

by adamwednesday December 10, 2015

wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor April 28, 2016

wanderspeak

The act of speaking while wandering your way through a process or problem when no clear path exists between the problem and solution

How the heck can we send out 10,000 widgets by the end of the day? I'm just going to wanderspeak my way through this, so hear me out for a minute.

I promise not to thoughtpuke on you, but I'm going to have to wanderspeak my way through how to program this workflow Bob asked me to get into place on the website by week's end

by herewegoinvt May 1, 2016

wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016

wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016

wankerd

British word for the following :

-getting drunk

-getting the shit beaten out of you by a British man

"Tim got wankerd at the party last night "
Tom got wankerd by that angry British person

by Kyle mclachlan June 26, 2016