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Urban dictionary

Urban dictionary is not comedy gold. Comedy gold is for the folks who went out and told comedy gold jokes, and made comedy gold with the awards. Urban dictionary is a site people log on to talk shit.
Somebody's playing up to your ego if they're calling some shit you typed on Urban Dictionary comedy gold, since there are people qualified to determine what is real comedy gold. They want people to take you for a joke in life.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A website barely anyone ever goes on.
friend: "Hey, did your Urban Dictionary definition get any likes."
Me: "Yeah, after like two fucking months."
by Dubiks November 9, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A website with definitions so that every single word is a sexual euphemism or a racial slang term.
Bobby: "Yo, these Urban Dictionary definitions are hilarious!"
Joe: "WTF man? Hilarious means when you and twenty men tell jokes to each other naked and also is offensive to people of mixed Martian and Canadian descent!"
by DefinitionOfFunny June 11, 2016
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Urban Dictionary

This entire dictionary, the dictionary that you are on
by Dictionaries on Urban June 10, 2016
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Urban Dictionary

A website that contains words with unrealistic definitions given by the readers. Not recommended for study.
Vocab Homework:
Biology- The study of living things.
Earth- one of the many planets that equate around the sun.
Moon- "to pull your pants down and show your bare ass to unexpecting people."
(later) that day
Teacher: You're definition of moon looks like it came from an urban dictionary!
by Alianstr March 17, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

A place where stupid douchebags post/ vent about people who piss them off. A.k.a people who wont have sex with them, people who point out their obvious douchbagary, and people with a tiny penis. This is often used by 13 year old boys and girls that have just realized that the internet cannot solve all their problems. Therefor they have no life thanks to this website and all others that follow.
Man, did you see that gay post on urban dictionary, that guy must a DOUCHE!
by imareeeelllboy July 11, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A site that used to be funny as hell and a last holdout where non pc talk was allowed to flourish, now it’s being liberalwashed and reduced to something Mr Rogers would approve of.
I went to Urban Dictionary for some comic relief, but sadly the humor had long been buried.
by Dj smiles September 29, 2018
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