Urban Dictionary

A website with definitions so that every single word is a sexual euphemism or a racial slang term.

Bobby: "Yo, these Urban Dictionary definitions are hilarious!"
Joe: "WTF man? Hilarious means when you and twenty men tell jokes to each other naked and also is offensive to people of mixed Martian and Canadian descent!"

by DefinitionOfFunny June 12, 2016

Chipotle

A Hispanic food restaurant whose slogan should be:

"The most delicious laxative!"

Bobby: "Aw man, I've been having constipation for the past few weeks..."
Joe: "Here, have some Chipotle!"
Bobby: "How would that help?"
Joe: "It's the 'Most Delicious Laxative (tm)!"

by DefinitionOfFunny June 12, 2016