twatlantic ocean

A woman's vagina so loose and gaping its refferred to as an ocean

I'd date Sara, but she's got a twatlantic ocean. It take 5 dicks to fit in there.

by mustang salie December 9, 2010

TWANGBANGER

A PERSON WHO ROCKS OUT TO COUNTRY MUSIC.

GOD JESSIFER IS JEALOUS I'M NOT ASHAMED TO BE A TWANGBANGER SINCE SHE SECRETLY IS ONE HERSELF.

by KLB&DER December 9, 2010

Twat Waddler

Any stupid and/or annoying male or female, who pulls in front of your car like you don't need sixteen to eighteen feet to stop without crashing into them, or anyone who gets on your nerves and it seems like if you shouted this term at them you would feel better about the whole confrontation.

Them: "you stupid son of a bitch, what were you thinking"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"

by Siddius October 12, 2010

Twat Five

A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.

n. I want to slap that girls twat five
vb. I am going to give that girl a twat five

by Tilt Tubesock November 17, 2010

Twatsoracle

A twat of such epic proportions the world itself shudders at its reckoning.

My roommate and his twatsoracle of complaints make me want to sew his mouth closed.

He is such a twatsoracle that I can't stand to be around him.

by Le Awesomeness AKA Dr. Random December 3, 2010

Twat Roast

A large amount of females gathered in one place, a lot of times around food.

Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.

Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.

by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011

twaft

Something that sucks so much you can't even describe it.

Science is so twaft.

That person is such a twaft.

by harnky April 28, 2011