turd puddle

Residue from squishy farts found in undergarments during bouts of diareaha

I thought it was a fart but ended up leaving a big turd puddle in my jockeys. Will become skidmark.

by BuzzlightyearND October 27, 2010

Turd cutter

The buttocks of a person.
An ass.

That bitch has one sweet ass.
Yeah her turd cutter is tight.

by Firedawg29445 March 25, 2017

turd cannon

its when you shoot at high speed feces of both loose and hard consistancy out you

man my turd cannon will be working overtime after this buritto

by tommynicks August 6, 2011

Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

turd fucker

a term of slight annoyance with someone you like enough to call turd

Oi turd fucker, dont fart in my face!

by Rachel and Chris October 11, 2006

Turd Burglar

Slang for a male homosexual

Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!

by swoop hansen February 8, 2008

aqua turd

A turd that is in composition at least 60% liquid.

Ol' BJ killed my grass with his aqua turd.

by Jim Deal July 20, 2005