When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.
After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.
by Poomonger April 03, 2011
A a peice of poop that lays horizontally over the toilet hole and when you flush the toilet the turd won't break and go down the drain.
*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.
*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.
by cheezeball420 January 26, 2011
It is a name for a persone with a high-pitched voice who always ends up in shit. This word is derived from the lovable character, Pikachu, with his high pitched voice and a turd as a person who always gets into shit.
Blond: <laughing hysterically> ah shit, my mom caught me again trying to have sex in their bed
Friend: You are such a Pika-turd, you keep on getting in the same shit. And stop laughing like a prick!
Friend: You are such a Pika-turd, you keep on getting in the same shit. And stop laughing like a prick!
by Wincle November 25, 2010
– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
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