roker turd

when you take a dump on somebodys chin and as it slides it looks wrinkly like Al Roker's chin

dude did someone give that guy a roker turd

by frank and keith June 6, 2007

Cinematic Turd

A really crappy movie.

Dude, did you see Titanic? Don't, 'cause it's a total cinematic turd.

by Some Guy In The Boro April 25, 2009

turd cannon

its when you shoot at high speed feces of both loose and hard consistancy out you

man my turd cannon will be working overtime after this buritto

by tommynicks August 6, 2011

turd puddle

Residue from squishy farts found in undergarments during bouts of diareaha

I thought it was a fart but ended up leaving a big turd puddle in my jockeys. Will become skidmark.

by BuzzlightyearND October 27, 2010

Turd Burglar

Slang for a male homosexual

Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!

by swoop hansen February 8, 2008

turd fucker

a term of slight annoyance with someone you like enough to call turd

Oi turd fucker, dont fart in my face!

by Rachel and Chris October 11, 2006

aqua turd

A turd that is in composition at least 60% liquid.

Ol' BJ killed my grass with his aqua turd.

by Jim Deal July 20, 2005