Turd Revenge

When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.
After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.
by Poomonger April 03, 2011
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Steel Turd

A a peice of poop that lays horizontally over the toilet hole and when you flush the toilet the turd won't break and go down the drain.

*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.
Dude I had the biggest steel turd the other day when i dumped!
by cheezeball420 January 26, 2011
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Pika-turd

It is a name for a persone with a high-pitched voice who always ends up in shit. This word is derived from the lovable character, Pikachu, with his high pitched voice and a turd as a person who always gets into shit.
Blond: <laughing hysterically> ah shit, my mom caught me again trying to have sex in their bed

Friend: You are such a Pika-turd, you keep on getting in the same shit. And stop laughing like a prick!
by Wincle November 25, 2010
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Angel Turd

When you have piles, take a dump, then flush, an angel turd is that tiny, fluffy turd that somehow survived the flush and is now all alone in the bowl, cruelly isolated in the cold, clinical limbo of an empty bathroom.

Usually after a second, harder flush, the angel turd is whisked away to join his departed brothers in the heavenly sewer down below.
Hey dude I flushed the angel turd you left after you crapped for America and I couldn't brush my teeth for 20 minutes
by nodgie November 13, 2011
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turd fucker

a term of slight annoyance with someone you like enough to call turd
Oi turd fucker, dont fart in my face!
by Rachel and Chris October 11, 2006
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Turd Burglar

Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!
by swoop hansen February 08, 2008
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aqua turd

A turd that is in composition at least 60% liquid.
Ol' BJ killed my grass with his aqua turd.
by Jim Deal July 06, 2005
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