Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

Steel Turd

A a peice of poop that lays horizontally over the toilet hole and when you flush the toilet the turd won't break and go down the drain.

*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.

Dude I had the biggest steel turd the other day when i dumped!

by cheezeball420 January 28, 2011

turd cannon

its when you shoot at high speed feces of both loose and hard consistancy out you

man my turd cannon will be working overtime after this buritto

by tommynicks August 6, 2011

Cinematic Turd

A really crappy movie.

Dude, did you see Titanic? Don't, 'cause it's a total cinematic turd.

by Some Guy In The Boro April 25, 2009

Turd Burglar

Slang for a male homosexual

Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!

by swoop hansen February 8, 2008

turd fucker

a term of slight annoyance with someone you like enough to call turd

Oi turd fucker, dont fart in my face!

by Rachel and Chris October 11, 2006

aqua turd

A turd that is in composition at least 60% liquid.

Ol' BJ killed my grass with his aqua turd.

by Jim Deal July 20, 2005