California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 October 28, 2015

Spit it

Phrase normally yelled at platonic couples by obnoxious friends, followed by the most disgusting spitting sound you can possibly make.

Short for spitting your game.

John: "hey Sally!"

Sally: "hey John! how's it going? "

Obnoxious friends: "SPIT IT!!!!!"

by SBecial May 01, 2012

spit-it

a non-black itailian who is often found stealing sweatpants. Soemtimes found raping young girls and/or greasy old girls who are actually men (AKA. Marinelli)

Man, Spit-it had a mouth full of smegma last night from a 4 year old's gooch.

by Anonymous June 02, 2003

Spitting Anteater

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.

Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.

by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014

Spit on bait

When fisherman spit each others cum on their fishing bait.

That guy spit on bait to catch that huge fish.

by Reemer1986 April 28, 2017

nan on the spit

When two men congragate with a nan

Im putting the nan on the spit

by Dirty_C_Man May 10, 2018