time slut

One who travels through time to participate in sexual activities with historical figures. While this practice is not currently possible, it will become a popular hobby amongst future generations.

Person #1: I can't believe she went back in time to fuck Napoleon, Danielle is such a time slut!

Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.

Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.

Person #2: Why are we friends?

by Promoting Synergy Like A Boss June 27, 2009

Quaran-time

The infinite amount of time existing while in quarantine from Covid-19. There is no construct in this space. Time is an illusion.

"Is 9 a.m. too early for vodka?"
"No. We're on quaran-time. Bust that shit out."

by KayYo21 March 20, 2020

dark times

Synonymous with bad times. Heard during the first Harry Potter movie

Oooo those were dark times when we took Economics a few quarters ago. Dark, dark times

by Anonymous November 18, 2001

plank time

The smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics.

Dude1: "Did you know that plank time is the smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics? I learned it from urban dictionary."

Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."

by hiphopotato June 27, 2008

Time to dance

Panic! at the discos best song, and also their first song. crazyyy right.

me: have you heard of the song 'time to dance'?
Person: have I heard it? time to dance is the og song. SHOTGUN WEDDING SHOTGUN WEDDING

by RydenMCR Howlter April 9, 2019

Popsicle Time

The time of the day when interns find a place in the office to not do work and socialize.

Genworth's popsicle time is a half an hour longer than Dominion's.

by icecoldBREW June 3, 2014

Tax Time

The hours and days preceding the deadline to pay taxes to the Big Homey. An uptick in armed robberies typically occurs during this period.

Loco: Fuck man! I owe the Big Homey a couple Gs by Friday!

Lucifer: C'mon, You know what to do! It's Tax Time! Go pull a lick on the Stop and Rob on Broadway!

by ZXY&ABC July 26, 2019